by Aunt Shorty
18 April 2007 Piggy Hero's Last Day
Piggy Hero
Oh Piggy my lad
I am so beyond sad
Your love sustained me
Though your randy ways did oft pain me
I'll always be true
And eternally blue
Oh alas--what can I do???
You are now roosting in St Francis' flock,
  and Baby Jesus will come and play with you.
Someday meet me your one true love at the Bridge.
Shorty Seeks Shelter
Aunt Shorty threatened to never cluck again,
but then, true and brave soul,
she realized that the new babies need her.